IT'S ALL ABOUT ME, ME, ME!!!

Sound the stinkhorn! Alert the pong-press!  MY book, all about ME, Beastly Blackbeard the Bad, is finally here! Unfortunately it also stars that irritating earthsqueak of a schoolboy, Jake, and his pink-haired pestbeetle of a grandmother, but I'm sure I'll get the better of them this time.  After all, it is called BLACKBEARD'S REVENGE.  

If you'd like to get your hands on a copy, send your parent over to Amazon.com or Amazon.uk, and prepare for some big laughs, some exciting adventure, and a smell that's out of this world...