MY BOOKS

I'm the stinky star of two 7+ chapter books published by Knowonder! They're called The Adventures of Jake & Moon Granny: Space Pirate Panic and The Adventures of Jake & Moon Granny: Blackbeard's Revenge and they're even funnier than Long John Mercury's face (don't tell him I said that)!  

If you want to see how handsomely horrid and stunningly stinky I am (and who wouldn't?) take a look at the back cover of Blackbeard's Revenge. There's a VERY good portrait of me there... I only wish it was a scratch 'n' sniff picture, so you could appreciate my delightful signature scent of fish guts and rotten bananas!

Of course by rights I should be on the FRONT cover but that scurvy schoolboy Jake and his meddlesome Moon Granny beat me to it.  Just wait until I get my hands on them.  Grrrrr....  

You can read all about MY amazing adventures by sending your parent or guardian to Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk

Here's a sneaky peek from Space Pirate Panic while you're waiting: 

Blackbeard was twice the size of Jake and twice as slow, but there was nowhere to run on such a small spaceship. Jake was trapped like a cornered mouse. And the pirate was like a big smelly cat, sharpening its claws, ready to pounce.

“Shiver me intergalactic timbers,” roared Blackbeard. “I’m going to make Martian mincemeat out of you, boy!”

Jake ducked back behind the fridge as the pirate lunged for him again. He felt the hot roar of stinky fish breath in his face as he twisted out of the way.

Don't I sound mean and scary? I'm very pleased with the bit about my stinky fish breath!