Tuesday 3 June 2014

How to Brush Your Teeth in Space (Unless You're a Stinky Pirate)


One of the best things about being a stinky space pirate with brain-blastingly bad breath is NEVER having to brush your teeth.  But life's not so easy for you goody-goody Earthlings,with your horribly healthy hygiene habits. Brushing your teeth in space can be tricky - especially if you forget to switch your gravity booster on...

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