IT'S ALL ABOUT ME, ME, ME!!!

Sound the stinkhorn! Alert the pong-press!  MY book, all about ME, Beastly Blackbeard the Bad, is finally here! Unfortunately it also stars that irritating earthsqueak of a schoolboy, Jake, and his pink-haired pestbeetle of a grandmother, but I'm sure I'll get the better of them this time.  After all, it is called BLACKBEARD'S REVENGE.  

If you'd like to get your hands on a copy, send your parent over to Amazon.com or Amazon.uk, and prepare for some big laughs, some exciting adventure, and a smell that's out of this world...

The Sweet Smell of Revenge (Even Sweeter Than My Stinky Pirate Armpits)

Ahoy there you measly mumble-monkeys! 

Exciting news beaming in from Space Stench HQ: my writer has finally seen the error of her ways and written a proper sequel to The Adventures of Jake and Moon Granny: Space Pirate Panic! And this time it's going to have MY name on the cover! Yes, Blackbeard's Revenge will be winging it's way to you miserable Earthlings later this year. 

What dashing adventures await me this time, I wonder? Will I be as handsomely stinky as ever? Will I find my precious Fluffykins? Fingers crossed. And let's hope I finally get to blast that bothersome boy and his gruesome Granny into outer space! Watch out for more publication updates nearer the time.