Pesky prisoners sometimes ask why I'm so dirty and smelly (just before I make them walk the plank for being cheeky). The simple answer is I like smelling this way. I think my special scent of cheesy feet, bananas skins and rotten fish guts is the best smell in the whole wide universe.
But there's another good reason for my whiffy ways... getting clean in space can be REALLY HARD! If you watch this video you'll see just what I mean:
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